Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Commitment Definition
Having spent half the night discussing involvement vs. commitment (one of my favorite topics...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking…
Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Two Rednecks
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Blondes r thick?!
Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys,...