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“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
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Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
What is a grasshopper?
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A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks…
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stopsinto a...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...