Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
First Man?
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, “Honey, you can tell...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
One more thing like that
“Great, just what I need,” she moaned as he broughthome a new microwave oven....
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...