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Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
How many Los Angeles police officers does it take to beat up,,,
How many Los Angeles police officers does ittake to beat up a black motorist?None....
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To All Employees: It has come to our attention recently that many of you...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
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Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?
How can you tell if your college roomate is gay?-His dick tastes like shit.
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THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
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She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...