What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Why did the punk cross the road?Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
Age difference
What is the difference between girls aged:8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58 and 68?At...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Logical?
In a restroom at IBM’s Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly...
The Belt
Why was the belt arrested?Because it held up a pair of pants!
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Improving
Sam arrived home from work early one afternoon only to surprise his wife busily...
Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...