The 2 Hunters
These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...