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Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Blonde Stewardess
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
New Words for the 90s
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Nothing changed
On the eve of the couple’s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was...
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
12 Feet Deep
Why are lawyers buried 12 feet deep instead of just six? Because deep down...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...