What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Grenade
Q: What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you? A:...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed…
A bloke came home and found his missus in bed with three blokes.”Hello, hello,...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!