Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Ten Reasons Adam Was the Luckiest Man
1. He is the only man who has never been compared to the man...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
A little corporate humor
A little corporate humor———————-I took some friends out to dinner last week, and I...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
What do you call…
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?Ho-Ho-Ho!
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...
Let Me See
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of30.He is persuaded...