Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
Wrong place wrong time
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Confucius Joke
Confucius says:Man who plays with titty gets bust in mouth.