mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich…
A woman orders a chicken sandwhich and starts to choke.People are running frantically, trying...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Farm jokes 07
|Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?In a hog cabin!What is the slowest racehorse...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
|Paddy was an inveterate drunkard. The priest met him one day, and gave him...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...