Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Never hear a man say
Things You’ll Never Hear A Man Say: Here honey, you use the remote. You...
Dallas Cowboy put-downs galore!
Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Playoffs?...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard II
Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like “work”...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...