Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...