Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
Elephant Experiment
Three scientists were one day discussing what would happen if they rammed a cork...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...