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“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
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Pig Under Her Arm
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Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...
Last Commandment
A Sunday school class was studying the Ten Commandments. They were ready to discuss...