Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
Little Johnny’s Goldfish!
Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered...
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....