Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Pet owners
There’s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy...
A New York boy was being led through the swamps…
A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin....
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...