Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
The Honeymoon
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th...
Doing the Dishes
A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson. One dayhe has...
On inheritance
A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...