Shooting your computer
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The first time in the gay bar
A belligerent drunk walks into a bar and hollers:”I can lick any man in...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
There was an old married couple that had happily…
There was an old married couple that had happily lived together for nearly forty...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Making Love to a Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful...
New rules for bowling
|Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...