Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Blonde crossing the road
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did he.
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...