The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Declaration Of Independence
The Court of King George IIILondon, EnglandJuly 10, 1776Mr. Thomas Jeffersonc/o The Continental CongressPhiladelphia,...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother…
A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
A man goes to his bank manager and says…
A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a...