yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
24 Hours to Live.
After dozens of very expensive tests and weeks of hospitalization, the rich old man...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Boss wants too much
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Zebra Asks a Question
A zebra dies goes to heaven. When checking in, he tells St. Peter,”Say, I...
How much for all night?
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Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
The doctor had just completed his examination…
The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.”I would suggest to...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...