Up in Heaven
A petty thief, a teacher and a lawyer die and go to heaven.When they...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
In the croakroom!
|Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
Reduce national debt
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...