stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
The dyslexic satanist.
Who did the dyslexic satanist worship?Santa.
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...