Lord, forgive me…
Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minister, and...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?
Why do dogs stick their noses in women’s crotches?Because they can.
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
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A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
High On a Plane
A business person once sat behind a small child on an airliner traveling from...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...