Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...
The Italian
One day I go to Toronto and stay in a bigga hotel.I go down...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
Tee Shirt Lines
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Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
“If Men TRULY Ruled the World!”…Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...