Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Deodorant
A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
The Masked-quito!
|What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?The Masked-quito!
Crowded Subway
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...