Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
Doing Laundry
Three women always hang their laundry out in the backyard. When it rains, however,...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
Army needs new recruits
|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...