Foolish Marriage
“And you tell me several men proposed marriage to you,” said the husband. “Yes,...
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
John receives a phone call…
John receives a phone call. “Hello,” he answers. The voiceon the ot other end...
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up……Sent by Rob
Leader of the HMO
Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...