Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Little Johnny and Venus Statue
The teacher, brought a Venus statue in class and asks: “What do you like...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
New dog breed
Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It’s a cross between a...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Holy Water: The cure-all
One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...