Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI Good: Your wife’s not talking to you...
Swallowed A Penny
My husband and I had just finished tucking our four young ones into bed...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?A religious movement!
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...