Knock Knock Jokes 15
Knock Knock Who’s there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Why does Clinton…
Why does Clinton were underwear? To keep his ankles warm!
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Signs that you may be a drunk!
*** Signs that you “just might” have a drinking problem. ***You lose arguments with...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...