A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy…
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, “Mom,...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
Giddy-up
A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts...
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
ABC’s of ex girlfriends
A is for Arteries. You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because...
Why is red the colour of the University of Georgia?
Why is “red” the colour of the University of Georgia?Because they can’t spell “crimson”...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...