Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Ready for some Football?
An old man and his wife have gone to bed.After laying there a few...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Women’s translations
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Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Advice from lawyers
|George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon. However,...