Candles
Why are some married men like candles?Because they occasionally go out at night when...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Lottery Winner
This guy runs home and bursts in yelling “Pack your bags honey, I just...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
Shoulder Pads
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head...