Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Politics Quotes
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Polaks Crossing A River
Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each...
Three calamities
Three guys are in a Cessna. The first drops a penny out the window....
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
A maggot with attitude!
|What’s yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!
Women’s T-Shirt Sayings!
* I’m out of estrogen. I have a gun. * Guys have feelings, too....
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...