Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Dickens and the Martini
Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Newest ATM machines
|”The fees for withdrawing money from your ATM machines are expected to double, even...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Armando asks…
Armando went to his neighbor and asked, “Hey Carlos, do you like a woman...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?
Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...