Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
A Letter From Barbie
************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve...
Rude Doctor!
Mr. Jones gets a call from the hospital. They tell him his wife’s been...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...