If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
What will you do for golf?
Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should take a look at their...
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...