Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
Polygamy and…
A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in...
Hit Man
An executive with a new young wife and a yen for golf decided about...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Generous lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...