Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
You’re not going to believe this!
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!