Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
elephant sex
Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...