You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
Don\’t Pee In the Pool
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Secret
This guy walks into a bar and two steps in realizes it’s a gay...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Bubbles
There are four guys in the park who get arrested for blowing bubbles. In...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...