Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Anniversary Trouble
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
A story with a morale
A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!