Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Stop the drunk driver
|A cop pulls a guy over for weaving across two lanes of traffic.He walks...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Georgia Crazy Law
Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Generous woman
“I was in a very generous mood today,” a woman says to her friend.”I...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Dog Named Mypenis
Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you...