Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Bill
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should?A: Stick...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Angering the Irishman
|Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the...
likable
I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Recount Demanded by New York Mets
RECOUNT DEMANDED BY METSNEW YORK (AP) –The New York Mets announced today that they...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...