How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?
What’s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your...
The Other Side
Once upon a time, there was a river. The Nile River, to be exact....
Medicine Cabinet
Why did the blonde tip toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake...
Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...