If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
If for every rule there is an exception…
If for every rule there is an exception, then we have established that there...
Ought to be hung
When the airline Captain announced they were flying over Salt Lake City, Utah, a...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...