Matrimony Tips For Women
On AppearanceExcessive use of perfume makes a woman less desirable. Perfumes are manufactured from...
DOUBLE VODKA
DOUBLE VODKA A guy came into a bar one day and said to the...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
What’s long and hard and excites a girl…
What’s long and hard and excites a girl whenshe’s finally lucky enough to get...
Jesus’s Ethnicity
Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived at...
Two nuns are walking down an alley…
Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the...