What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
A customer walks into a pharmacy…
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Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
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Time for the wedding
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A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
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Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
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